Put on the hockey mask and fire up the chainsaw in the kitchen! works every time & they NEVER EVER come back.

I grew up in a vast open area populated by loggers and fishermen. Strangers knocking on your front door was not acceptable.You might get mauled by thier dogs, shot by the owners or worse. You just don't invade peoples private property, period.


Bieng religious if fine by me. It's a great social outlet and gives people something to pray at, or for, or whatever.
All I ask is keep it OFF MY FRONT PORCH...

Anytime I hear someone walking up the front steps I stop them dead in thier tracks, escort them off our property and make it crystal clear they are not allowed to return for any reason, ever.