A buddy of mine turns a rigged sprinkler on when they show up at his door. The funny thing is new ones keep comming back, you would think they would blacklist his house. Maybe they think they can save him.

A professor of mine liked to see how far they would go to honor their beliefs. He would let them read him a passage, and then he would read them one, usually one about how one is supposed to help out their neighbor. After reading the passage and ask them if they agreed, he would then ask them for help, and see if they would give him what he asked for. He had a box full of shoes, watches, wallets, purses, 2 suits, cheap jewelry, a dress, and a couple of bicycles. Sometime he would ask them to help out with mowing the lawn, some would but most refused. The most indignent reaction he recieved was the day some showed up in a newer Mercedes, he asked them for it, they of course refused. I guess some Christians help thy neighbor creed only goes so far.

My folks don't answer the door, even if the they can see my folks through the windows, they just act like they don't here the door bell.

I myself prefer to debate the topic of religion with them. I enjoy toying with their belief system, it is funny how upset they can become when they can't come up with answers to my questions based on biblical passeges and stories.