Clay Safety... That IS your new name. Try and shake it now. At least you won't get as hurt when we get all crazy doing the hard-core trails, like Montana Mountain.

And a big advance thank-you to Toasty for the front locker loaner, that's real nice of you, dude. I especially like how you are going to have it all mounted in a spare differential so all I have to do is show up and let you slap it in for me. Great idea. (Subliminal suggestion).

John B.
Second assistant to Mr. Safety
Three point seat belt guy