Little Johnnie asks what retiree's do with all their spare time.
Well now my wife and I like to do a bit of shopping together as
now we have the time.
Like just the other day we were down at the local supermarket
and when we came out there was a traffic cop writing out a
parking ticket.
We went up to him and said "come on man how about giving a
senior citizen a break?".
He ignored us and kept writing out the ticket.
So I called him a Nazi turd.
He just glared at me and started writing another ticket for the
bald tires.
So my wife called him a s**t head.
He finished writing the ticket then put it under the wiper
with the first ticket.
Then he started writing out a third ticket . this went on for
about 20 minutes as the more we abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally we didn't care because it fills in the time waiting for the bus.
It is important to amuse ourselves and have a little fun each day.