And just like a real mule, it can't reproduce...

I like real mules mostly because they are smarter than horses. A horse will run himself to death for you. A mule will tell you to f**k off...

My grandfather used to race mules, just like the hoity toity folks raced horses. I got to be the jockey a few times before I got where I outweighed my g'father, at about age 10 (and my mother found out about it)...

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