I went to Subway yesterday. Actually, I went to Teriaki Bowl first, but they tried to charge me $3 extra for noodles instead of rice when their menu clearly stated they were the same... but I digress.

The woman in front of me in line at Subway was going to be a PITA. I could tell simply by the way she looked. She didn't disappoint. I wasn't dealing with her, and I still wanted to scream at her. When she finally finished holding up the rest of the line for her (should have been) simple 2-sandwich order, I had a dialog with the sandwich girl at the end. I made the usual and expected comments about the ***** before me, and the sub girl told me that was shy she hated her job. I told her that was the same reason I hated her job too. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />

When I left, the ***** was still in the parking lot, loading her 2 sandwiches in her *****y meticulous manner. Then she honked no less than 6 times while backing up, lest someone ding her precious 07 Grand Cherokee.