McMilo, hope you never meet Hannibal Lecter. I understand he is fond of free range rudes. His creator is a pretty close neighbot of yours, too, right over in Mississippi...

My cousins U-Don and K-Don, the twins, now live in Baldwin County, and since they are not real bright, it's easy to offend them. Now, they may not be able to find Mobile, so you might be safe if you stay off the causeway, but they are the kind that would not be fazed by the Alabama's guns once they get the fire stoked up...

I'd steer clear of the Eastern shore, was I you.

Fair warning...