Yep, that pretty much sums it up...you are pretty careless with some things being that you know so much and all. Hell with it, I can hear your response now. I'm petty, I got it...

LR, I don't know if you were being sarcastic, but roughly, the page says the following:

It talks about commemorating the 44th US and first African American president with an action figure although it's unusual.

The figure comes with a Stars and Stripes flag, a real wood chair, 2 neckties, 3 sets of movable hands and two heads (one talking and one mouth closed). The clothes can be removed.

The later pictures (sword, guns, lightsaber, laying by the Japanese table, etc) bear no resemblance to the actual person.

That was very rough, and I left out a lot, but you get the point. I use a well known translator page and work on the context from there. Direct translation of Japanese to English is near impossible, and I have neither the time nor inclination to look up all the kanji used in that site since my working knowledge of the characters is not where it should be...sorry.