Ok, I got one too.

An Amish guys goes to the doctor. During his physical, he asks the Doc if he'll live to be a hundred years old. The Doc asks, "Do you drink or smoke?" The man replies "None of those things have ever touched these lips!" Then the Doc asks "Do you gamble, drive fast cars or run around with women?" The man, looking repulsed and offended, exclaimed "Absolutely not! I couldn't bring myself to do any of those things!" The Docs reply....
















Wait for it...














"Then why would you want to live to 100???? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />