haha You guys just don't understand.

I decided I wanted to tour the local Southern Mississippi churches about 10 years ago now. Just to see what they were all about. SO... once a week on Sunday mornings, I would attend a local service.

This experience was so insane, that I still tell stories of it to this day.

I'm talking 50-70 YO women in Full Length dresses with White Bonnets, and White Gloves Sprinting/Running ON BACKS OF THE PEWS front to back of the place contorting their faces, and blabbering incoherent language very loudly.

One place had a Deer hung up INSIDE the church with a 5 gallon bucket under it to catch the drippings. About 45 toyota pickups in the parking lot with dog boxes complete with hound dogs used to catch said deer. They were giving thanks for the bountiful deer harvest that year.

There were awesome ones too.

One had service on a sandbar on the river. Outside.... You sat on the sand. Afterwards there was food, and everyone played football, frisbee, and the kids played in the water.

Some were totally terrifying, while others were totally awesome.

FYI.... Our management areas are closed to hunting on sundays so service is not disturbed.