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Re: Epic, simply epic embarrassment [Re: kewlynx] #976794 12/18/09 04:23 PM

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martinez

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Ain't nobody that stupid...

And, I can't even rightly call that tale entertaining... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

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Re: Epic, simply epic embarrassment [Re: dadrab] #976795 12/18/09 05:49 PM

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cmonty72

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Who the hell are you? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> Where you been Dadrab?

The guy should have prioritized a little better.

1. Go take a crap before you crap yourself. Sh!tting yourself ruins all plans, especially those that involve cute girls.

2. Pee while at commode.
3. Don't get an erection when you have not finished steps one and two.
4. Never crap in somebodies tub. Really that is just wrong where I come from.

I sure would have come up with an emergency where I had to leave for a while before I crapped all over some ladies bathroom.

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Re: Epic, simply epic embarrassment [Re: cmonty72] #976796 12/18/09 06:32 PM

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Wow, I don't know who's sicker, him or me for reading such crap. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/barf.gif" alt="" />

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Re: Epic, simply epic embarrassment [Re: Grasscat] #976797 12/19/09 04:32 AM

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fasteddy

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I think the bottled pee is a body builder thing, for analyzing whether you killed your kidneys with the steroids and how much of the stuff you are taking hung around in your body.

Ever see a steroid freak in the gym shower? The answer is no, because those chemicals leave you with a package you could hide in a large thimble.

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Re: Epic, simply epic embarrassment [Re: cmonty72] #976798 12/19/09 04:57 PM

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Who the hell are you? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> Where you been Dadrab?

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />

I agree the story was retarded.....

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Re: Epic, simply epic embarrassment [Re: 87Montero] #976799 12/19/09 06:39 PM

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Holy crap <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> what a tool. Who the hell carries pee bottles?

If you have to crap, you do your business long before you plan on gett'n some.

If that situation sneaks up on you, you make something up and leave before disaster strikes!!

If he's considering calling her after all of that, he's lost his marbles and needs some serious therapy.

Again, what a tool. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/kewl.gif" alt="" />

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