Who the hell are you? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" /> Where you been Dadrab?


The guy should have prioritized a little better.

1. Go take a crap before you crap yourself. Sh!tting yourself ruins all plans, especially those that involve cute girls.

2. Pee while at commode.
3. Don't get an erection when you have not finished steps one and two.
4. Never crap in somebodies tub. Really that is just wrong where I come from.


I sure would have come up with an emergency where I had to leave for a while before I crapped all over some ladies bathroom.