A lady in Knoxville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's
just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The
police officer says, 'Ma'am, we're really busy at the moment. Just
get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'

Q: What is Lane Kiffin's biggest concern
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Knoxville?
A: A huddle

Q: Four Tennessee players are in a car, who's driving?
A: The police

Q: Why can't most of the UT players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

The University of Tennessee team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.

The Volunteers are hoping for an undefeated season next year....
12 Arrests, 0 convictions.

Q: How did the Volunteers spend the first week of Spring practice?
A: Studying their Miranda rights;

For those who had not heard 4 UT baskentball players were arrested on New years day. See story below
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2010/jan/05/ut-probe-centers-on-car/