Damn Eddy. Bout pee'd myself. Went out on the porch and was still laughing. Lisa asked what was so damn funny. I told her I'd have to read it to her cause I'd screw it up in the retelling. And so I did. And she howled, which got the boy's attention. And then they wanted to hear what "Uncle" Eddy had said. They laughed too. Thanks for the hee haw...

Fasteddy's advice is occasionally sound...