It's clear to me that the next Great War will be won with the Chinese shovel. It appears that they are planning to conquer France because they're practicing opening champagne bottles in a victory celebration...... or was that a rice wine bottle? And it looks like they're out of pork and headed our way next and plan to eat all of our canned hams.

I think the climbing was practice for getting over the Great Wall on the way to the Great War.

Anyway, the french fry chopping sold me. Why use a lightweight, clean knife when you can use a heavy, dirty shovel to chop potatoes? So simple, a cave man can do it. Russia and Idaho better look out.:o

Frank