This reminds me of myself and 3 friends talking ourselves into being the first to jump off the 70" limestone cliffs into Lake Wilson on the TN river that nobody had ever been fool enough to jump off of before...

I broke 2 ribs, Bruce Aune split the bottom of both feet open, Tommy Schuessler hit with his legs apart and smashed the old family jewels and dislocated his hip joint, and crazy Les was flat on his back 10' off the water, and somehow was the only one unhurt. Everybody got hydrolock of the sinuses. Climbing back into the 14' Glaspar was the worst...

This particular bluff has been known as Fool's Bluff ever since, can't imagine why. Two months later we tried it again. All wearing catcher's cups, and shoes, with ankles crossed and locked, and arms crossed across chest with hands locked in armpits.

And hot beer is not a good pain killer, no matter what quantity...